She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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