let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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