weddingsv make me drug and hornr
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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