New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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