Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I need to sanitize my soul.
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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