but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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