I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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