Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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