didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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