He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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