Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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