If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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