Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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