There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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