i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
They have beer where we have blood.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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