oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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