I want to stick my p in your. b.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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