I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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she told me i tasted like america
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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