Christians are straight up FREAKS
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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