did you get engaged???
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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