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  • Submitted by Loe on Dec 4, 10 at 1:53pm

    Ha!! As I was reading this the tv commercial came on lol.

  • Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 4, 10 at 1:57pm

    Because, Grandma likes to get shitfaced too.

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    Submitted by asneakybeaver on Dec 6, 10 at 4:28am

    What a coincidence! 3:28. That's epic

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    Submitted by Best_Friend on Dec 4, 10 at 3:44pm

    [in monotone voice] Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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    Submitted by soko on Dec 4, 10 at 2:10pm

    Because that's when I made my Christmas list.

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 4, 10 at 6:33pm

    Because she had a vision of you trying to kill her in her sleep. Or the hidden device for when someone breaks in and tries to rap her!

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    Submitted by sladef on Dec 5, 10 at 12:44pm


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    Submitted by hannahmay10 on Dec 6, 10 at 7:46pm

    Cuz oklahomas get shwasted and we need a button to call for help when we have drunkenly fallen and can't get up.

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    Submitted by cwgrlqt on Dec 4, 10 at 4:20pm

    It's amazing that i know who sent this. Way to represent Oklahoma, L.H.