i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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