Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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