Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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