how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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