her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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