Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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