Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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