I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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