I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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