Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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