i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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