when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
do herpes really smell.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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