left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
COCAINE IS GR8
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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