Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
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ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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