chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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