Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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