you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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