I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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