ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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