dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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