yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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