I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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