we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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