I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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