I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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