Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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