let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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