so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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