You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I got inside last night via doggy door
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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