Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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